He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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