i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
how drunk are you?
Several
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
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