I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
Randomize
