So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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