it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
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