If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
either way he was missing a nipple.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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