hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
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