therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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