i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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