Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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