Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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