Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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