Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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