Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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