I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
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