Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
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