There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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