Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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