how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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