are you so shy because you have an std?
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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