I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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