your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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