guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I am in a vortex of obligation.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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