I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
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