Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
do herpes really smell.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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