hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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