no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
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