I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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