BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
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