Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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