He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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