Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
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