Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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