big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I'm just crazy horny about you
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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