A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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