I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
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