dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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