im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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