I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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