Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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