Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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