Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
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