i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Your cock deserves a montage
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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