wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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