My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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