Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
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