youre lurking in front of me
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
I am naked and annoyed.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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