i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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