Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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