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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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