remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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