what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
Randomize