Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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