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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I love having hate sex.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
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